February 2013
do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
“How much of human life is lost in waiting.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson. (via trentaine)
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-fluorescentadolescent- asked: well hay der mickey ;) guess who xo
t3sticl3z:
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
BITCH
“For me, it’s just kind of like, you know…I live once, and it’s like…I should try...”
– Azealia Banks
“The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via sickestdoll)
my entire life: what the fuck is happening
January 2013
commanderinqueef:
Let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
moriartty:
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
me: *cries*
Good music taste is attractive.
December 2012
me whilst shaving my legs: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst shaving other places: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst drying my hair: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst doing my make up: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst doing my hair: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst plucking my eyebrows: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst choosing what to wear: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst looking in the mirror: ugh i hate being a girl
chicgarden:
I’m sick of waiting and getting my hopes up and always being let down in the end..
