do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
How much of human life is lost in waiting.– Ralph Waldo Emerson. (via trentaine)
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-fluorescentadolescent- asked: well hay der mickey ;) guess who xo
t3sticl3z: i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like” U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC BITCH
For me, it’s just kind of like, you know…I live once, and it’s like…I should try...– Azealia Banks
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via sickestdoll)
my entire life: what the fuck is happening
commanderinqueef: Let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
moriartty: i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
Good music taste is attractive.
me whilst shaving my legs: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst shaving other places: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst drying my hair: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst doing my make up: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst doing my hair: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst plucking my eyebrows: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst choosing what to wear: ugh i hate being a girl
me whilst looking in the mirror: ugh i hate being a girl
chicgarden: I’m sick of waiting and getting my hopes up and always being let down in the end..